D.O.G.E. Cost Cutters Division Hat – Limited Edition

Bold. Tactical. Satirical.

This isn’t just a hat — it’s a statement. A salute to those who cut costs, survived trade wars, and still know when to say “Much wow.” This is limited-run gear — when it’s gone, it’s gone.

• 100% durable cotton twill

• Custom embroidery front, back, and brim

• Adjustable snapback closure for all head sizes

• Low-key flex for economic warriors 

• Designed for the boardroom, battlefield, or brunch.

This is a preorder item.

Secure your hat now — orders ship the week of July 15. You’ll be charged today to reserve your spot in line!